Marissa.Monet

Marissa, 17 tumblin' everyday all day :)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti

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manda: bugkiss: david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever IM SCREAMING

manda:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

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tlyudacris: after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

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suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

image

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nikolawashere: NY under water. The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.   It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

nikolawashere:

NY under water.

The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.  

It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.

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fffcuk:

do smelly people not know they smell or do they just not care

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